My Life, Not a Dream. But Reality.

rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

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balthazarse:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

yoursongisendingdoctor:

itsneumann:

the best part is that this is the actual dialogue

The best part is that this is not a metaphor or slang or anything

The best part is that there is a giant, alcoholic, manic-depressive teddy bear watching tv and contemplating suicide behind that door.

The best part is that this entire show is on crack.

best lines from 8x21

Looks like somebody spaghetti’d all over at work today.

Looks like somebody spaghetti’d all over at work today.